This is the blog of a bilingual, bisexual, college student from Pittsburgh. I like lots of stuff enjoy.
it ok to not be ready
Please spread this shit like wildfire. People go on and sit through the whole experience and they’re uncomfortable because they just want to please their partner and they don’t tell them that they want to stop because they are not ready. It’s okay not to be ready.
if you say you loooove pizza but u think eating leftover slices cold right outta the fridge the next day is ‘gross’ your pizza game weak as hell
Pink Fairy Armadillo
Amazonian Royal Flycatcher
Southern Red Muntjac
Southern Right Whale Dolphin
Naked Mole Rat
Animals are scary.
WHAT THE HECK I WILL FIGHT YOU THESE ARE AlL RLY CUTE???
I am getting sick of Eleven’s shitty actions being excused because ~the Doctor lies~. Yes, Seven was manipulative, and yes, Nine and Ten lied too, but it was always portrayed as a bad thing or difficult decision, it was never excused by “that’s just what he does”, and the companions were upset with him when he lied to them.
a girl told me that i dont have a boyfriend because im “a slut” and “guys dont like sluts” which is funny because i thought i didnt have one because im gay
This is the story if anyone is wondering:
NEWS EVERYWHERE you ready… chum?
RIGHT HERE AND NOW He was there. He was a preppy. soaking up some British native tom tom. Jack slipped the tie around his dripping penis and then inserted the tip His mother’s voice clear in his head’a big one that’s about the size of it’ Their mouths moved, heavy sluggish breaths dripping with seaweed. “OWWWW-OOOOOOOHHHHHOOOOHHHOOOOO!” Singer exploded, a shrieking horsey laugh. Jack concentrated on his paddling that hypnotized expression spread over his face that almost swooning sensation as if he were sucking partly rotten — just how rotten none could say, delicately nudged his own twisted and sickly wanting literally dragging him TO HELL.
Her eyes shone with a wild hope, Noni hadn’t found the damned bodies… OH YEAH!The pothead three rows down had turned around scissoring his legs ‘He’s beautiful and so passionately Jewish. Yeah.. YEAH!’
thoughts of Elroy comforted her, soothing her, sponging her down. popcorn-urine predominated.
Speedy hit his eyes sharply, needling them. Thayer offered hima Toostie Roll.
I was also there but am less photogenic than the others